Chris Klein: No Fatties Thanks

American Pie star Chris Klein has just alienated the entire female population by saying he refuses to accept girlfriends gaining weight. Er, how? Denial? Keeping his eyes shut? Chris explains, "When a woman isn't feeling good about herself and you combine that with her period, eventually she'll ask you if you like her body. You have to say no...I don't placate." Or date, we suspect. When talking about ex-fiancee Katie Holmes he said: "Are we friends? Absolutely. Do we talk? No." Probably for the best love, she’s pregnant, not a porker.