Can Jean-Claude Come To The Diary Room?

They may be cheese-eating surrender monkeys, but hell, the French really know how to put on a reality TV show. News broke today, courtesy of the Sun, that the French TV channel M6 is recruiting Jean-Claude Van Damme in an effort to spice up its version of Big Brother. The French version, called Loft Story, apparently isn't doing the business ratings-wise and so TV chiefs made the decision to bring Van Damme into the house to pep up the action. The star will be paid $30,000 to enter the house for a week and, according to the Sun, has been told to flirt with the laydeez and row with the blokes. Empire Online has its own solution for England's Big Brother