Brendan Fraser Is Gay!

Brendan Fraser is gay? But he's so strapping! And manly! Those thighs! Ahem. Anyway, on with the story. No, of course he's not gay, but he is playing a gay secret agent in a new comedy from Revolution Studios called, erm, Gay Secret Agent. No, we're not making it up. But it is a slow news day, so bear with us. The flick will see Fraser, in a brave move for any Hollywood star, play the anti-007 - a flamboyantly gay spy whose lifestyle choice proves useful during his adventures. The film is described as a cross between Our Man Flint and the Austin Powers movies, only with better interior design. Rumour had it that Rupert Everett had been trying to get a gay secret agent flick off the ground for a while, but it looks like Fraser will set up camp first. Camp? Eh? Geddit? Oh dear God...