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"Remember that Halo movie?
The one that came tumbling down?
Even though Neill Blomkamp was director
It didn’t even make a sound
Well, Microsoft found a way to let it in
Like we ever really had a doubt
Standing in the light of their Halo
And all the cash it’d throw about
“We're going to make a movie when the time is right,”
Said Microsoft Game Studios' franchise development director Frank O'Connor.
“We own the IP. If we want to make a movie,
The scale of all the other stuff that we do changes dramatically.”
Although it’s early days yet
With no director or writer on board
The money generated by a Halo movie
Would make its existence seem assured
We could feel a Halo, Halo, Halo
We could see a Halo, Halo, Halo
We could feel a Halo, Halo, Halo
We could see a Halo, Halo, Halo.
At some point in the near future."
[With sincere and frank apologies to Beyonce Knowles]