Arise, A Knight; Sit Down, A Trailer

After the debut trailer for Kingdom Of Heaven, we were impressed, if slightly confused. Good people, let pandemonium reign no longer, for there's a new, extended, internet exclusive trailer that clears things right up. Upon first glance, our own poor Helen ran from the room, tearing out large clumps of hair and screaming "spoilers, spoilers!" Thank your chosen deity that Empire Towers has security bars on the windows, or it could have gotten really messy, as opposed to the minor bruising actually suffered. And it would have been a terrible waste, for after initial concerns about displaying Liam Neeson's entire character arc, these are waylaid when taken in context. Those of us brave enough to watch the whole thing were enlightened as to Sir Ridley's intentions with the film. Basically, it's big. And the bigger it gets, the better it looks. The siege