Be Afraid, Be Very Afraid

Yes we know it's probably your first day back in the office and the first time you've put more than two coherent thoughts together since breaking up for Christmas - but we've got bad news for you. Somewhere in Hollywood, a studio executive with more money than sense has greenlighted a third episode to the frankly dreadful Scary Movie series. Entitled the admittedly-amusing Scary Movie 3: Episode 1 - Lord Of The Brooms, the third outing by the Wayans Brothers will tell the story of an orphan who goes on a magical quest around the world to rid it of evil. Dimension Films are planning to release the movie towards the end of 2002. As soon as we have the date we'll pass it on to those of you intending to leave the country around that time.