DIY Crouching Tiger Sequel Generator

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Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon

by Neil Alcock |
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We were deeply excited last week to report that a sequel to Ang Lee’s 2000 martial arty success Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon is currently in the works. As we reported, the new film is adapted from the book Silver Vase, Iron Knight, but whether or not that’s the name of the film remains unconfirmed. Which means there’s still time for The Weinstein Company to have a go on our patented Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon Sequel Name-o-tronic 5000.

Simply choose one word from each column, and bingo! You’ve got your title. And the great thing is, using this tool alone, another 4095 sequels potentially await. We think. We’re not very good at maths.

Sulking

Singing

Praying

Farting

Cackling

Smoking

Wanking

Flipping Monkey

Seahorse

Warthog

Lemur

Dolphin

Fennec

Aardvark

Dodo Fallen

Heathen

Sodden

Sunken

Lumpen

Molten

Shaken

Swollen Merman

Bunyip

Kraken

Boggart

Gorgon

Wookiee

Tribble

Werewolf

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