HARRY: Why are you getting so upset? This is not about you.
SALLY: Yes it is. You are a human affront to all women and I am a woman.
HARRY: Hey. I don't feel great about it buy I don't hear anyone complain.
SALLY: Of course not. You're our the door too fast.
HARRY: I think they have an okay time.
SALLY: How do you know?
HARRY: What do you mean ‘how do I know'... I know.
SALLY: Because they...
HARRY: Yes, because they...
SALLY: How do you know that they are really...
HARRY: What are you saying? That they fake orgasm?
SALLY: It's possible.
HARRY: GET OUTTA HERE!
SALLY: Why? Most women at some time or another have faked it.
HARRY: Well, they havent' faked it with me.
SALLY: How do you know?
HARRY: Because I know.
SALLY: Oh right. That's right. I forgot. You're a man.
HARRY: What's that supposed to mean?
SALLY: Nothing. It's just that all men are sure that it never happened to them and most women at one time or another have done it, so you do the math.
HARRY: You don't think I could tell the difference?
SALLY: No.
HARRY: Get outta here!
SALLY: (starting to run her hand through her hair): Oooh. Oooh. Ooooooh!
HARRY: Are you okay?
SALLY: Oooooh. Oh God. Ooooh! Oh God! Ooooh. Aaaaah. Aaaaah. Oh God! Oh yeah, there, right there. Aaaaah. Oooooh. Aaaaah. Oh God! Oh! Yes! Yes! Yes! YES! YES! YES! Aaaaaaah! Oh yes! YES! Oh! Oh! Oh! OH GOD! Oh. (Smiles and returns to her lunch)
ELDERLY LADY TO WAITER: I'll have what she's having.